Vacuum Cleaner Jokes One Liners

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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust. Answer is hidden below. You can never lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn t come back what you ve lost is a pigeon. See whole one liner.

One liners our funny one liner jokes are short sweet and make you laugh. Who doesn t love some good bad jokes we do. Without giving her a second chance the man empties a bucket of cow dung onto to carpet and says if the vacuum cleaner doesn t suck all of this up then i will eat the rest myself read more related searches. That means i talk down to people.

The salesman replies ma am this is not just any ordinary vacuum cleaner. An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. If all is not lost where is it. If i could take a couple of minutes of your time i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.

Tim vine has become the first comedian to be awarded the funniest joke at the edinburgh fringe twice with a one line quip about a vacuum cleaner. Clean short jokes funny one line jokes. Place cursor over answer to see. What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner.

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In the joke world hierarchy one liners are a gem. When i come to one of the forks in the road of life i don t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman s door.

People say i m condescending. Woman shocked and angered shouts what the hell are you doing to my carpet. Unfortunately they re often lumped in the same category as bad jokes.